Editing Episode 334

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{{EpisodeInfobox
| number      = 334
| title       = Dinosaurs Against Christians
| date        = 
| hosts       = Arif Hasan, James Pogatshnik
| guests      = None
| type        = Roster / Mailbag
}}

'''Norse Code Episode 334: Dinosaurs Against Christians''' discussed the Minnesota Vikings' final 53-man roster and practice squad decisions.

== Overview ==
The episode covered the Vikings' final roster cuts, practice squad composition, and Adrian Peterson's departure to Detroit. A substantial mailbag segment addressed various roster questions, offensive line concerns, and hypothetical scenarios.

== Segments ==
; Opening : Patreon and PayPal acknowledgments
; Final 53 : Analysis of roster decisions
; Practice Squad : 13-player practice squad breakdown
; Adrian Peterson : Discussion of his move to Detroit
; Mailbag : Extensive Q&A on roster moves, player evaluations, and offseason topics

== Mailbag Questions ==
* Kenneth Allen - What explains the discrepancy between the Vikings' opinion of Alexander Hollins and reporters' opinions?
* Chris - Do you think they told Hollins he'd be promoted if Chad Beebe gets injured?
* Tommy Gunn - When and how did Pat Elflein become "bad"? How will the offensive line affect liquor purchases this season?
* Professor Poop - What percentage of late-round rookies being cut is due to poor drafting versus lack of full offseason? (Rated 7.4/10 on poopy scale)
* Bryan Jellerson - What position does Dan Chisena actually play - WR or safety?
* MJ - Could Zimmer create a new interior offensive line position for Pat Elflein if he struggles at right guard?
* Timothy - Is Hakeem Butler worth signing as a flier?
* Ethan - Which safeties could the Vikings sign before Week 1?
* Vikes Fan 33 - Would Antoine Winfield Jr. have been a better pick than Jeff Gladney in hindsight?
* Justin - How will the deep ball game change without Stefon Diggs? Is Dakota Dozier trustworthy at guard?
* Kevin - How has Troy Dye looked? Could he play a coverage role as a potential Eric Kendricks replacement?
* Kyle Slaybee - Would Jalyn Holmes or Jaleel Johnson be considered busts if cut? Should Rick Spielman have gotten more from the Jaguars trade?
* Birdie - Any thoughts on the Super Bowl route through Minneapolis?
* Nolan - Uncle Arif's Dating Corner: What underlying metrics should be evaluated when swiping right on dating apps?
* Duke Bangcock - Brown sugar bourbon rub or honey hickory seasoning on steak?
* Joe Jestus - What is your favorite obscure game day food?
* Logan - Advice for putting newborns to sleep? Is the SNOO worth it? When to introduce newborns to the Vikings?
* Ryan - Will the Chargers play sounds from opposing stadiums for accurate fan experience?

== Key Bits & Lore ==
* Don from Ohio appears with questions about the Chargers' fan attendance advantage and safety position value
* Don also presents an elaborate hypothetical about "Gus" - a Disney movie donkey who can kick 100-yard field goals automatically, asking whether analytics would support using this strategy for guaranteed 3 points per possession

== Practice Squad ==
The 13-player practice squad included:
* FB Jake Bargas
* OT Blake Brandel  
* QB Jake Browning
* OL Aviante Collins
* TE Brandon Dillon
* CB Mark Fields
* OL Kyle Hinton
* WR Alexander Hollins
* OL Brett Jones
* LB Blake Lynch
* CB Nate Meadors
* S Josh Metellus
* QB Nate Stanley

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