Editing Episode 612 (section)

== Key Bits & Lore ==
* '''Big Citrus''' — the Vikings defensive lineman Jordan Love chose to run a quarterback sneak directly into on fourth and one, having just taken three points off the board. He did not convert. The Packers never scored again
* '''The Theranos Complex''' — a newly named psychological condition: an attraction to partners with crazy eyes, caused by prolonged exposure to Minnesota Vikings football
* Kyle Segall joined Patreon for the final season. James thanked him for finding a lifeboat and boarding the Titanic as it went down
* The '''Vikings-linear-Super-Bowl Trophy''' is confirmed alive and back in Viking hands, tracked by Alex Schulte
* The Packers lobbied the NFL to implement the body weight rule. The body weight rule gave the Vikings a first down on the go-ahead drive
* Arif's Oops All Punters team beat James 746–467 in week one. Kevin had the highest score in the league: 802
* Carson Wentz has expired Indiana license plates on his vehicle. This has been noted for the record
* Arif compared Brian Flores to a card counter in his Wide Left game review piece
* James was in Castleton, North Dakota, at a bachelor party, next to a man in a probable knockoff Wentz jersey, who did not react when the interception happened because he already knew

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