Editing Episode 613 (section)

== Key Bits & Lore ==
* The 2026 Vikings are at '''Die Walküre''' — poised to commit an unspeakable sin, destined to be saved by a heroic act, and then face an even greater punishment approximately around week 17–18
* Napoleon Bonaparte occupies the upper-right corner of the battle commander WAR chart, alone, in a manner compared to Mahomes on every 2020 efficiency graphic
* Robert E. Lee is on fraud watch; McClellan's positive WAR is borderline insanity
* Arif is developing an interest in submarines and expects this to intersect eventually with texting Michael Kist
* Lorin Cox's tagline — "like Fox Sports 1, with a C" — was held the entire episode before being deployed
* DeAndre Swift is faster than people think; Kesi Monongai is also faster than people think; this is the entire scouting report
* Arif makes homemade mustard at Christmas. Brown mustard is correct. French's bright yellow is acceptable in limited contexts
* "Motivated Dio Odengbo" is confirmed canon in Chicago Bears lore; Odengbo is in on the joke
* Ben Johnson vs. Flores record (5–1 as coordinator/head coach): artefact of Jared Goff understanding the Flores defence, not a system advantage transferable to Caleb Williams
* Lorin Cox reluctantly picked the Bears. He noted he could not imagine the Vikings starting 2-0 with Wentz and Murray

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