Editing Episode 607 (section)

== Key Bits & Lore ==
* [[Don from Ohio]] may or may not have been killed in Ohio. He subsequently posted in the Discord, raising serious questions.
* Arif won his first Hell League this year despite not attending his own draft for at least three consecutive years — by auto-draft
* The '''Oops, All Punters''' Hell League variant is confirmed for 2026, the show's final year
* The '''substation theory''' grows harder to dismiss as 49ers injuries mount, though Arif continues to attribute it to athletic training failures rather than supernatural causes
* Arif is confirmed to be '''Hera''' in the post-singularity Twitter pantheon, subordinate to Luke Braun's Zeus
* County Mayo winning the All-Ireland is explicitly '''not''' a good omen for Vikings fans
* Kyle Segall's question received the shortest answer in Norse Code mailbag history

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