Editing Episode 611 (section)

== Key Bits & Lore ==
* Justis Mosqueda appeared on time. James noted he did not know what to do with this information
* Arif made '''cottage pie''' (ground beef) with his ex and confirmed out loud that this is technically not [[Shepherd's Pie vs Cottage Pie|Shepherd's Pie]] — while also confirming nobody calls it cottage pie
* '''I Hate Carmel, Indiana''' drafted five starting kickers in the Hell League simultaneously. This has been resolved but will not be forgotten
* The '''Vikings-Linear-Super-Bowl Trophy''' is at half strength and ceases to exist if the Packers win week one
* James skipped kindergarten after stealing a paperweight off the principal's desk during a discussion about his maturity
* '''Scoop and the City''' — a James/Dianna Russini podcast — was named and immediately agreed upon. Has not been confirmed by anyone involved
* Arif on three concurrent podcasts: Norse Code, All Ball (with Drew McGarry, The Defector), and 60 Minute Drill. He has not slept in 40 hours
* James's closing statement: "the answer is Eric Hendricks, and I will not explain further"
* Nique Dennis-Sutton — 250-pound Packers edge rusher with a sub-7.3 three-cone — flagged as a likely future star
* Aaron Rodgers has thoughts on Matt LaFleur again, also revealed details about his relationship with Shailene Woodley that neither host wanted to know

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