Editing Episode 382 (section)

== Mailbag Questions ==
* Tep - For Arif's Meme-Quarterback corner, who would be a better emergency Cornerback: Ben DiNucci or Case Cookus
* Zen Cupid - Case Cookus or Ben DiNucci?
* Nick Howard - When do we sign Ben DiNucci?
* Tim - You don't want any of that Cam Newton action?
* Patrick - Who was your biggest surprise cut?
* Kyle Slaybee - Over/Under 2.5 waiver claims for Minnesota this week? Are any starting players for the Bengals game not currently on the roster? Has there ever been a sports grift better than Bishop Sycamore?
* Dr. Bops - Have any of the last few years of Vikings offensive lines been worse than the current Falcons line?
* Michael Lacost - Having made 38 draft picks the last 3 drafts, how do the Vikings have so many depth issues?
* Kenneth Allen - For Arif's takes corner, how does it feel to have nailed the Jahlani Tavai pick?
* Rahul - Please explain this offseason in terms of the Kubler-Ross five stages of dying
* Andrew Schad - For James's (giant) Peach corner. I got a 20 pound box of Colorado peaches... Any recipes or preservation methods?
* Jeff - Does Arif hold any video as proof of playing DB?
* Nolan Kehler - What's the benefit of not telling players that you've made a decision on who has won a starting job?
* Damian Barrett - A resume arrived from a James Madison University alum. Should I hire them sight unseen? Does Zimmer have to buy up all the unused Griffen 97 shirts?
* Don from Ohio - Which unvaccinated QB will the Vikings sign and is there enough space in the locker room to install more plexiglass?