Editing Episode 614 (section)

== Key Bits & Lore ==
* The Vikings' blitz rate through two games is '''83%''' — the Flores chart dot is in the title card of the image because there is no scale on which it and the rest of the data can coexist
* The second-largest offensive point swing in the Super Bowl era: the Bears went from 59 points in week one to 3 in week two. The only larger recent comparable is also a Brian Flores defence (2023 Vikings–Raiders)
* Dallas Turner is on pace for 170 pressures, which would be a PFF record. By week 16–17 of that trajectory, the majority of sacks recorded since 1982 will have been Dallas Turner in 2026
* Jalen Redmond forced a fumble; Isaiah Rogers recovered it and performed the hot-diggity-dog dance. Peak fatherhood
* Sam Rauch's field goal protection was the worst Arif has ever seen — elbows on knees, no movement before or during the snap
* '''Jack Strand''' (Bears backup, Minnesota native) is a Tom Clancy protagonist — slightly racist, definitively American, starring this fall on Fox
* The "this is not sustainable" stinger returned in the episode outro
* Arif has had one hour of sleep since Sunday morning. He will sleep before editing the college notebook
* Carson Wentz is Siegfried: a boy so stupid he had never learned to be afraid
* Jay Ward (Rocky and Bullwinkle) is also a baseball player. No controversy section on Wikipedia. He wins

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