Editing Episode 613 (section)

== Overview ==
The cold open centred on a viral chart plotting historical military commanders by total battles fought and War Wins Above Replacement. Napoleon Bonaparte occupied the upper-right corner, alone, in the manner of Mahomes on every efficiency chart from 2020. Robert E. Lee was placed on fraud watch. McClellan's positive WAR was described as borderline insanity. George Washington was identified as a system commander. Arif noted the chart's exclusion of Genghis Khan and any Mongols, and expressed a nascent interest in submarines. James noted he had gotten into smoking meats but had not forgotten his roots of watching the History Channel back when it covered history rather than pawn stars. The interview with Lorin Cox followed, with the mailbag running shorter than usual.